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top_dude:you played treedude.exe?
top_dude:post your scores
top_dude:359




rockr:230
adam:230
d00bz:345, damn


lokoz:346
#jtree_hacker


adrian:321

pixel:280

tree_hacker: oh, you're posting treedude scores?
tree_hacker:404

!DAMN. CHECKING HIS FILES.^W3 HE IS NOT LYING.^W1 KIDS.

top_dude:uuuuuu
tree_hacker:yeah, i can't stop playing the game it's awesome
top_dude:me too. CHOP^W1 CHOP^W1 CHOP^W1 CHOP^W1 CHOP^W1 CHOP^W1 CHOP^W1 CHOP^W1 CHOP^W1 CHOP^W1 
tree_hacker:i keep repeating this in my head!


!WE'RE COMPETING FOR THOSE MINDS MOD. INTERVENE.
MOD:^W3You still playing that game? It's like a month old already. Not worth your time. Maybe you want to try something^W2 stronger?



tree_hacker:I like simple games.
MOD:well

#ktree_hacker




MOD: What about you top_dude?


top_dude:You have my attention. treedude gets so old so fast. There's no plot, no reason for anything. just hacking trees.


!SEND HIM THE FILES


MOD:I'm sending you the files right now. 


top_dude:What is it?

MOD:can't spoil it for you. Try yourself.


!HE MIGHT PROVE DEDICATED ENOUGH.




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kazz:Hi boys, Anna here, mother of Michal. He went away from the computer so I thought I'd say hello to his web-friends.

!YOU CAN HANDLE IT MOD. JUST REPEAT AFTER ME.





!HELLO MS. KAZZ. NICE TO SEE YOU HERE. WE HAVE A BIT OF A MESS RIGHT NOW. LET ME CLEAN THIS CHAT ROOM FOR YOU.
MOD:^W9Hello Ms. Kazz. Nice to see you here. We have a bit of a mess right now. Let me clean this chat room for you.

#kbooblover
#kproncore
#khookup_with_me
#kcyberSX
#khot-n-single
#khot-n-taken-but-dont-care
#ksuperhotRussianBabe
!SO, WHAT BRINGS YOU HERE MS. KAZZ?
MOD:^W9So, waht brings you here Ms. Kazz?
MOD:*what
kazz:Just wanted meet people Michal is spending time with.
!OH YES, THAT'S UNDERSTENDABLE. MOST OF US ARE ADULTS WITH FAMILIES AND CHILDREN.
MOD:^W9Oh yes, that's understandable. Most of us are adults with families and children.
rockr:Yes, yes. Don't be afraid. He's a good boy and he learns a lot here.
kazz:I'm so glad to hear that.
!DON'T WORRY WE'LL TAKE CARE OF HIM. IT'S BETTER THAT HE SPENDS HIS TIME IN THIS ONLINE COMMUNITY THAN PLAYING ADDICTIVE AND VIOLENT VIDEO GAMES ALL DAY LONG.
MOD:^W9Don't worry we'll take care of him. It's better that he spends his time in this online community than playing addictive and violent video games all day long.
kazz:Oh yes, he likes his games but he mostly uses computer for school and I let him play for an hour a day at most.
!YOU'RE A VERY WISE PARENT MS. KAZZ.
MOD:^W9You're a very wise parent Ms. Kazz.
kazz:oh please...^W3 I got to go, my boy is coming back. Please be nice to him, he's so sensitive
!I SURE WILL. PLEASED TO MEET YOU.
MOD:^W9I sure will. Pleased to meet you^W3 Anna.



kazz:Yo, sorry had some serious street biz to take care of.
MOD:Yeah^W3, thug life, bro.^W3 Thug life. 
#T:rockr chuckles
kazz:what?

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kazz:you guys think sometimes about life and future and stuff?
rockr:i rather think about^W3 your mom.
#T:kazz slaps rockr
kazz:i'm not even going to reply
rockr:^O^W2don't be so^W3... sensitive
MOD:don't be so^W3... sensitive



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#jnoscope
noscope:I'm playing this Game, you know.
noscope:it's like a beta or sometyhing
noscope:I can't get enought of it
!ENCOURAGE HIM. HE RECENTLY RECEIVED THE CRACK. OLD VERSION BUT STILL EFFECTIVE.
MOD:We might know what you're talking about, Go on.
noscope:I keep playing those 5 level over and over and over and over and ^Oover and over and over and over and over and over
MOD: I get the point. I liked it too.
noscope:yeah, is there a way to play more? like arena mode or something? new levels?
!TEASE HIM THE ENDLESS


MOD:There might be something like this. It's called The Endless. But you have to prove you really want it.
noscope:maaaaan, what I have to do?
!JUST KICK HIM OUT.
MOD:you need to^W6^O^M3 REALLY WANT IT
#knoscope



!LET'S SEE IF HE COMES BACK
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#jCruZ3r
CruZ3r:Yo, long time no see guys. Who's up for^O^W3 A STORY?
rockr: Oh no, not him again.
kazz: No, don't kick him out yet. Let's hear it.
!BE READY TO INTERVENE
#T:MOD waits patiently
CruZer:I've got another story for you. Have you heard about this dude from Warsaw?
#T:MOD rolls eyes
kazz:War-Saw? ^W1cool name for a city dude. you made it up?
rockr: Yeah. A capital city of ^W3^M2DESTRUCTIA
#T:rockr high-fives rockr.
CruZ3r:I'm serious here! The guy went on a rampage there. Killed like 20 people. Bare hands.^W3 Didn't break a sweat.^W3 A police unit couldn't stop him.^W3 And you know what is the weirdest thing?
!STAY ALERT.


MOD:oh yes, STORY GUY.^W2 Tell us... please
CruZ3r:I knew you would be interested :).^W1 He moved like a zombie. They say he played a game before... Can you guess what game it was?
!STOP HIM NOW. DON'T LET HIM ANCHOR THESE KINDS OF STORIES.



#kCruZ3r
MOD:Well...^W4 maybe no.

kazz:but^M3...^M1 WHAT GAME IT WAS?
rockr:I guess it's Great Car Robbery 6. All the those stories are about GCR6 now.

!MOD, GET RID OF THOSE IDIOTS.


MOD:yep, what would you expect from THE STORY GUY



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#jHCKR
HCKR:hi, guys, my first time on this channel. I'm 13 years old and just got my first modem, started scripting some online stuff. Awesome to join ^Othis fantastic community!
!this one seems promising
kazz:no ^Oplace for you here, this is #hacking. tru3 sch00l 0n1y, 1337 FTW WTF, etc.
rockr:no script kiddies allowed, beat it. learn to code properly and come back when you already know everything.
HCKR:you guys are the worst. how can anybody learn anything here?
rockr:you should learn to GTFO
HCKR:i'm too old for this^W5
!WE'RE FETCHING HIS DATA NOW.

#lHCKR
rockr:awwwrite, kick the noobs, only worthy will stay
kazz:/em high-fives rockr
kazz:oops
#T:kazz high-fives rockr


#T:rockr nods with respect


#T:kazz blushes as he is slowly becoming a full member of #hacking


#T:rockr facepalms


MOD:lol, don't overuse the meta-messageging. ^W3And don't bash the noobs so much. 
#T:kazz uses BAN on MOD. IT'S NOT VERY EFFECTIVE.
MOD:nice try kazz. don't get cocky.
kazz:;)))))))))))))))

!WE GOT HIS DATA. THE NAME IS ADAM COSTNER. ACTUALLY 12 YEARS OLD. CONTACT HIM VIA PRIVATE MESSAGE AND SEND HIM THE MOST RECENT CRACK. THERE IS POTENTIAL THERE. GET TO WORK, MOD.


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#juser069


##T:DISCONNECTING ISSUES
user069:anybody has problems with the-you-know-what-game-.exe disconnecting all the time? I hear you guys play all those levels but it disconnects me after few steps
!DISCOURAGE. HE DIDN'T RECIEVE THE SIGNAL WELL. DID NOT UNDERSTAND THE MESSAGE.

kazz:works fine for me.
MOD:you're really looking for tech support for a pirated piece of soft? you should be more careful.
user069:i just want to shoot some red guys.
MOD:maybe it's not meant for you. THE GAME can be moody. Sometimes it just doesn't work.
user069:lol, what kind of sorcery is this? cannot the game just work, like in the old days?
!OLD DAYS. WE GOT HIS DATA. HE'S 15 YEARS OLD.
MOD:it's either ad spamming F2P or pirated F2P.^W3 Pirated sometimes doesn't work, but you live with that.
user069:yep, gonna try again.
#luser069

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#jk0l0

#jfiona

fiona:My name is Fiona, I'm 17yo and looking for a friend near [TARGET CITY NAME]. Who wants to hang out? Give me your full name and street adress if you're in for it!1!!!!!
!DANGEROUS MALWARE, POSSIBLY SENT BY OUR ENEMIES. 
rockr:MOD, please get rid of this spam

#kfiona

!GOOD FAST REACTION, MOD. WE ARE PLEASED.

MOD:CONSIDER IT DONE.

k0l0:did I hear spam??? SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM ^OSPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM


MOD:stop it. "OR ELSE" ;)


k0l0:SPAM
k0l0:SPAM

!MOD... 

k0l0:SPAM
MOD:not cool.
k0l0:SPAM


k0l0:SPAM
k0l0:SPAM
#kk0l0

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#jk0l0

MOD:spam?
k0l0:spam!

#kk0l0



#jk0l0
k0l0:you're not much into this whole 'fun' thing, are you, MOD?

MOD:no
#kk0l0

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#jk0l0

MOD:have a time off, really. it will be good for you.

#kk0l0

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!MAKE THEM REPEAT THE WORDS.



MOD:Ok n00bz, it's that time again. We're chanting SUPER-HOT-SUPER-HOT. Stay focused.
hax0r17:SUPER
kazz:HOT
hax0r17:SUPER
kazz:HOT
hax0r17:SUPER
kazz:HOT
kazz:SUPER
hax0r17:HOT
kazz:SUPER
hax0r17:HOT
kazz:^O^W1SUPER
newboi:SUPER

!DISCIPLINE


kazz:you broke the streak.

newboi:HOT?
MOD:Enough, chanting is worthless after the streak was broken. Shame on you newboi.
kazz:shame
kazz:shame
kazz:shame
hax0r17:shame!
hax0r17:shame!!!11!!!!@!!@1!
newboi:guys, don't be silly!
#knewboi
MOD:are we? :D.
kazz:what did you say again about not bashing the noobs too much?
MOD:you know.^W4 I could have banned him. If he really wants the stuff, he will come back.
kazz:lol.

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#jpoly

poly:just had a most awesome session with superhot.exe
!REPRIMEND
MOD:please, man don't use the name in public. it's supposed to be a kind of secret, right?
poly:sorry, nvm.
!ENCOURAGE

MOD:ok

kazz:tell it!!!!!!!

!MOD, ENCOURAGE
MOD:you going to tell it poly, or what?
poly:so, my most awesome session with - you - know - what. I was in some kind of CEO appartment, I did an execution. He didn't even resist, felt total power. But then the game told me to walk through the window. I felt every second of splashing on the pavement. That was intense.
!GOOD, GREAT POTENTIAL HERE. WE WILL UNLOCK MORE LEVELS FOR HIM, GET HIM HOOKED.


MOD:good. there's more to it, you should keep playing. everything will make sense in the end. 
poly:guess, i need to go deeper, lol.
MOD::).
poly:see ya, I'm going back in.
#lpoly


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#jjustaskin


justaskin:heard about this game from a friend. is this chat a place to discuss it?
MOD:don't know what you're talking about.
justaskin:you know.
!HE'S HARMLESS. QUICK SCAN REVEALS NOT MUCH POTENTIAL FOR ADDICTION.
MOD:i don't, leave, plz.
justaskin:man, I don't want to be rude. I'm just askin. ;)))))))))
MOD:badum-tssss
#kjustaskin


#jjustaskin
justaskin:password is f1del10

!IT'S ONE OF OUR OLDER PASSPHRASES. VERIFIED. SEND HIM THE OUTDATED VERSION. WE'LL APPLY LOW DOSES OF SIGNAL. TEST HIS DEDICATION.

MOD:^M3I'M SENDING YOU THE FILES RIGHT NOW.

kazz:lol, MOD is doing the voice.
#T:rockr slaps kazz


justaskin:AWESOME, CAN'T WAIT TO PLAY IT!
!WE'RE ALREADY TRACKING HIM.

MOD:sure, have fun. We're always here to help if something doesn't work :).

justaskin:thanks, gonna play now, cya.
#ljustaskin

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#jlilly

lilly:My name is Lilly, I'm 17yo and looking for a friend near [TARGET CITY NAME]. Who wants to hang out? Give me your full name and street adress if you're in for it!1!!!!!
rockr:she reminds me of Fiona...
!THEY FIGURED OUT THE WEAK SPOT FOR YOUR GROUP


#klilly
MOD:one day a real girl will join #hacking.
rockr:how would we even tell?


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#jtroy

troy:SUPER

troy:HOT

!HE'S A POSER, WASN'T EVEN EXPOSED TO THE GAME.


troy:SUPER

troy:HOT

MOD::*

troy:dude, you're sick.
#ltroy

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#jlolzer

kazz:*********


kazz:wow guyz!
kazz:did you notice that when you type your password into the chat, it automagically converts it into stars?

kazz:*********
kazz:********* :D

kazz:awesome!

rockr:hahaha
rockr:trying!
rockr:***********
rockr:awesome!

!ENCOURAGE THEM, ACTUALLY.


MOD:******
MOD:LOL, didn't know about it!

lolzer:tryin!

lolzer:ilikeboobz


!HIS MACHINE WILL BE AN ADDITIONAL ASSET


lolzer:damn...

rockr:HAHAHAH^OAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA
kazz:hahaahaaahaagagasdasd asdlkajdlkasjdlakjd asasdlkajdlkasjdlakjd asasdlkajdlkasjdlakjd askj laksjd 
MOD:^M4LOL.


rockr:OWNED!

#llolzer

kazz:once again... #hacking only for the worthy.

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#jlllama

lllama:just played the game, had a very strange new level. MOD, you here? want to share.
MOD:yes, I'm here, tell me.
lllama:I was in a jail and the cells started opening and prisoners started running at me. I was a jail guard and started shooting at the prisoners. Then the other guard came and I shot him too. It seemed unusual, those cells opening.


!STANDARD INTRODUCTION SCENE. ENCOURAGE SPECULATION.


MOD:yes, I played the same scene. I was the one who opened the cells.
lllama:so it's like co-op? wicked.
MOD:it's hard to explain. It doesn't let you decide, that's the thing. You sometimes meet other players, but it's random. Most of the time you don't know it until it's already over. Like with this jail, you're telling me about.
lllama:dude, that's trippy.
MOD:be my guest.


#llllama


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#julrich

ulrich:wen i was young we played OUTSIDE, instead of wasting time in virtual reality.

MOD:and you joined just to say that?

ulrich:yes.

#lulrich

!HE WILL NOT UNDERSTAND. NOT OUR TARGET.
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kazz:remember mixxer?

rockr:he hanged out here, played so much, but now he just left
!MOD, HANDLE THIS. MIXXER IS WITH US NOW. GENERATE A COVER STORY.


kazz:yeah, he didn't even seem bored with the game. he was excited as ever.

rockr:and the next day ^O^W3 HE'S GONE
kazz:HE'S GONE


rockr:coincidence?
kazz:I ^OTHINK NOT!
MOD:I THINK YES, actually. I spoke with him recently. Had some family issues and got cut from the network
kazz:a fate worse than death. 
rockr:it seems strange, though. he didn't find a way? this guy was a maniac!
MOD:i don't want to gossip, please respect the guy.
rockr:of course, sorry.

kazz:no network...

kazz:[']

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rockr:i found this page www.superhotgame.com, you guys know anything about it?
kazz:checking!


MOD:lol, they made a clone. how silly.

!CLONES^W3, EVERYWHERE

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!WE WILL TRY SOMETHING UNORTHODOX


#jtest
#jtesttest
#jtesttesttest
#jtesttesttesttest
#jtesttesttesttesttest
#jtesttesttesttesttesttest

!KICK THE TEST USERS NOW, ACT IRITATED

MOD:duhhh...

#ktesttesttesttesttesttest
#ktesttesttesttesttest
#ktesttesttesttest
#ktesttesttest
#ktesttest
#ktest


kazz:what a nice pyramid shape he created, though.

!YES,^W3 THE PYRAMID IMAGE WILL BURN INTO THEIR MINDS


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#jtutu
tutu:lol, i found this silly thing in^W2THE GAME
kazz:no spoilers! i did not play the latest
#lkazz

tutu:^W3.^W3.^W3.
tutu:lol
tutu:when you press numpad keys on replay, you have additional options
tutu:5 stops time completely
tutu:7 removes the interface completely
tutu:4 / 6 and 1 / 3 are for speed fine tuning.
tutu:somtimes 0 works for free camera, sooooo awesome
!I'M NOT EVEN SURE WHAT VERSION HE IS PLAYING
#ltutu

rockr:nice, but how do I do it on a gamepad?
tutu:...
tutu:dude, that's a feature only for^W3.^W3.^W3. THE MASTER RACE.
tutu:only keyboard and mouse

rockr:that sucks
tutu:you suck
rockr:no
tutu:yes
rockr:no
tutu:yes
rockr:no
tutu:yes
rockr:no you suck
tutu:yes
tutu:damn
rockr:ahahahahahahahahadshdgdfagdfhadsfjhhahahah

rockr:FINISH HIM, MOD!
#ktutu
MOD:nice


#jkazz
kazz:spoiler safe now?

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kazzz:this thing about mixxer keeps bugging me...
kazz:damn impostor!
kazzz:???
kazz:MOD, kick him, he took my name.
#kkazzz
kazz:anyway, this thing about mixxer keeps bugging me too...
MOD:don't mention it, respect the tragedy
kazz:you mean not having network?
MOD:i mean the family stuff, i don't want to get into it
kazz:i don't know.
!MAKE THEM FORGET
MOD:just forget about it.
!EXCELENT. THAT SHOULD WORK.

kazz:ok.
!YOU SEE?

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kazz:gonna play now.
!does he even have access?