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Originally posted in 2006-2007, these jokes are likely now outdated. Efforts have been made to preserve the outdated formatting as well.
Latest Joke
Voldemort (Knock-Knock)
This is for the Harry Potter fans.
Knock knock
Who's there?
You know
You know who?
…
Older Jokes
[Image] Four-Stroke Engine
What do you think of when I say the phrase,
“Suck, Squeeze, Bang, Blow”
?
It might not have been what you expected, unless you are a mechanic.
Uses of Internet Explorer (which really sucks)
Not Collapsible
Click me to access
[Image] DVD Rewinder
No matter how much you turn the DVD, it never rewinds. The laser's position is all that matters.
[Image] Illiterate Sign
If you are illiterate, you can neither read the sign nor write them a letter.
Shoot, don't Stab
You could have shot him!
But no, you had to
stab
him!
However, either way, the target dies in that game!
[Image] (Website) Under Construction —
The Simpsons
A nice picture from
The Simpsons
for when your site is under construction
Homer does such a poor job at construction!
Pay Me (Knock-Knock)
Knock knock
Who's there?
Pay
Pay who?
Pay
ME!!!