Jokes
Originally posted in 2006-2007, these jokes are likely now outdated. Efforts have been made to preserve the old formatting as well.
Latest Joke
This is for the Harry Potter fans.
Knock knock
Who's there?
You know
You know who?
…
Knock knock
Who's there?
You know
You know who?
…
Older Jokes
What do you think of when I say the phrase, “Suck, Squeeze, Bang, Blow”?
It might not have been what you expected, unless you are a mechanic.
It might not have been what you expected, unless you are a mechanic.
Uses of Internet Explorer (which really sucks) Not Collapsible
No matter how much you turn the DVD, it never rewinds. The laser's position is all that matters.
If you are illiterate, you can neither read the sign nor write them a letter.
You could have shot him!
But no, you had to stab him!
However, either way, the target dies in that game!
But no, you had to stab him!
However, either way, the target dies in that game!
A nice picture from The Simpsons for when your site is under construction
Homer does such a poor job at construction!
Homer does such a poor job at construction!
Knock knock
Who's there?
Pay
Pay who?
Pay ME!!!
Who's there?
Pay
Pay who?
Pay ME!!!